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R’hllor chooses queerly, then.” The king grimaced, as if he’d tasted something foul.
“Why me, and not my brothers? Renly and his peach. In my dreams I see the juice running from his mouth, the blood from his throat. If he had done his duty by his brother, we would have smashed Lord Tywin. A victory even Robert could be proud of. Robert…” His teeth ground side to side. “He is in my dreams as well. Laughing. Drinking. Boasting. Those were the things he was best at. Those, and fighting. I never bested him at anything. The Lord of Light should have made Robert his champion. Why me?

Stannis Baratheon (A Storm of Swords)

I think he bested Robert in strategy (Robert needed to depend on Ned for that), in being a husband (not that great work on Stannis’ part, but less sleeping-around and beating-up-his-wife), in surviving, and in general living.

And Renly should have been happy with being named Stannis’ heir, damn it!