imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
Not something you learn on Sesame Street… I just hope he didn’t make her uncomfortable with that.
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever
all its missing is a billboard about guns and the dozen tv shows about being 16 and pregnant.
You forgot a woman in a bathing suit but otherwise yeah sums it up
The ‘guest right’ is an ancient and sacred tradition dating back to the First Men. Any guest who eats his host’s food, customarily bread and salt in particular, is protected from harm for the length of his or her stay. A guest who does not highly trust his host will immediately ask for food upon arriving at the keep. Ill fortune is said to fall upon those who betray this pact, and it is an offence punishable by the gods themselves.
Knowing GRRM nothing bad will ever happen to Walder Frey…
Yep. That asshole is going to live to be 150 and be the last one standing at the end.
Yeeeah, because that’s what happens when a mad zombie queen is after you for revenge…
Seriously, just because Martin likes to kill good guys doesn’t mean evil guys get away with it. He likes to kill EVERYONE.
She is not “my girl.”
She belongs to herself. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.
How much more blessed can I be?
Avraham Chaim, Thoughts after The Alchemist (via petitedino)
Okay I never understood the concept of “freedom” in being single. If you’re in a relationship and you can’t do what you like so you feel trapped, WHAT THE FUCK. That’s not healthy. There’s a difference between “I want the freedom to fuck everyone I want” and “I want the freedom to be myself” and if you feel like you can’t fucking be yourself around your significant other than don’t be with them??? Fucking Freedom. Relationships aren’t supposed to be traps you fuckwads. You’re there because you LIKE each other as you are. (via underhuntressmoon)